Wolfenstein: The New Colossus

I have previously professed my undying love and affection for Machine Games’ version of Wolfenstein. I am at maximum hype capacity for this next release! As luck would have it, I got to create (write, creative direct, etc.!) a sponsored post for the new game on Imgur!

Here’s a sneak peek….

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And you can view the entire post here…

Alternate History: When Nazis Rule America

Hope you’re swell folks! Also, if you didn’t know… alter-ego me wrote a couple of books over the summer and the very first book was a finalist for a prize! Read more about it over on FollowMeToCertainDoom.com!

Wolfenstein: The Old Blood [DLC]

Wolfentstein: The New Order was one of my favorite games of 2014. Needless to say, I am beyond stoked¬†about Bethesda’s recent announcement of a prequel DLC, The Old Blood.

Description from the Wolfenstein site:

The year is 1946 and the Nazis are on the brink of winning World War II. In an effort to turn the tide in the allies’ favor, B.J. Blazkowicz must embark on an epic, two-part mission deep within Bavaria…

Part one of Wolfenstein: The Old Blood – Rudi J√§ger and the Den of Wolves – pits BJ Blazkowicz against a maniacal prison warden as he breaks into Castle Wolfenstein in an attempt to steal the coordinates to General Deathshead‚Äôs compound. In part two ‚Äď The Dark Secrets of Helga Von Schabbs ‚Äď our hero’s search for the coordinates leads him to the city of Wulfburg where an obsessed Nazi archaeologist is exhuming mysterious artifacts that threaten to unleash a dark and ancient power.

Available on Xbone, PS4, and PC May 5th, 2015!

Wolfenstein: The New Order Was Amazing and You Should Play It

I had fairly limited expectations of Wolfenstein: The New Order going into the game. I was familiar with Castle Wolfenstein and Wolfenstein 3D, but knew almost nothing¬†about this installment. I had heard it was decent. A few reputable video games¬†websites¬†were giving it high marks. But, otherwise, it had largely floated beneath my radar. I picked it up only because I needed¬†a pleasant and blood-spattered diversion during¬†some time off from work. I figured I’d get to shoot a bunch of Nazis, stab a bunch of Nazis, and maybe explode¬†a bunch of Nazis, all¬†the while¬†basking in the glory of my own ginormous noggin.*

Look at the size of that thing. It's like a steely-eyed ham.

C’mere and get your¬†noogies, you magnificent¬†bastard.

It would be a frank and productive way to spend my vacation.

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